The First Broad Daylight (Fourth Wall)

[cowledcrusader]

[The thing about sudden influxes of people means Batman's constantly busy and can't inevitably stay away from everyone because they're everywhere.  So most of his stalking he expects to be bothered... and in fact, it probably will be.

He'll be out in the open a few times today, investigating inevitable disturbances in the village.]

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[punchandsleep.livejournal.com]

[A certain little girl happens to see him, so she grins and ruuuns on over!]

BATS!

[cowledcrusader.livejournal.com]

[He'll turn around at this. "Bats?" Good thing it's not the Joker. Or Quinn.]

Molly? You're back, I see.

[voldiesnose.livejournal.com]

[Here is one disturbance that is just pure effing EVIL, Batman. Right now it is lying low, though. And sticking to the shadows. And it's getting a little runny, too, because apparently it picked up a virus somewhere.]

[cowledcrusader.livejournal.com]

[Think it can out stealth THE BAT? Nope. Not happening. But Batman will discover it via ambush.]

...A human nose?

[honkifyoulove.livejournal.com]

[ Here is the definition of disturbance, hopping from roof to roof and causing accidental collateral damage as he goes. Clearly he is meant to protect this village from the hands of villainy. 8| ]

[cowledcrusader.livejournal.com]

[And here comes the Bat, chasing after the Tick to attempt to stop his... "rampage." I mean. Heroics. Right. Heroics.]

[hewantsanswers.livejournal.com]

[Oh hey, Bats. Have the guy even you think is wound too tight.]

You know, even you might have trouble keeping up with this crowd.

[cowledcrusader.livejournal.com]

[Well, there's one... well. Face, he's familiar enough with. At least from his research. He doesn't know him personally yet, at any rate.]

We'll see. ...The Question, I presume?

[titango.livejournal.com]

[Batman might also have some of his stalking time spent being stalked by another. Cool with you, Bruce?]

[cowledcrusader.livejournal.com]

[It's fine. But when he's sure he's alone from other individuals and their prying eyes... well, other than a certain person's...]

...You're getting better, Robin. But I've known you were there for awhile.

[nice2seeyousir.livejournal.com]

[cowledcrusader.livejournal.com]

[thatgotaway.livejournal.com]

[ Andrea officially hates her life; she spies Batman in the crowd.

That just meant it isn't Bruce. ]

[cowledcrusader.livejournal.com]

[...He thought he spied a familiar face in the crowd there for a moment. Was it...?]

[ellojellohello.livejournal.com]

[Suddenly, jello. It's sitting there next to you, and staring at you. Being jello.]

[cowledcrusader.livejournal.com]

[...Jello. Right. He's not eating any found Jello. He's gonna move on.]

[rata-tat-tat.livejournal.com]

[cowledcrusader.livejournal.com]

...?

[almostgothim.livejournal.com]

[cowledcrusader.livejournal.com]

[He knows. Though he'll still appear on the roof behind her silently.]

...There's not much to be prowling for out here.

[neversaynoever.livejournal.com]

[cowledcrusader.livejournal.com]

...A panda?

[4thwallcansukmy.livejournal.com]

...

Okay. Either you're a HEAVILY committed cosplayer or I'm dreaming right now.

[cowledcrusader.livejournal.com]

[Trademark eye narrowing and scowl. Probably the real deal, given how withering that gaze is. Not that Deadpool will be fazed by it, but.]

[goddamnwoman.livejournal.com]

[Hey, Batman. Have a very different Wonder Woman from what you're used to.]

You.

[cowledcrusader.livejournal.com]

[He looks over to her. Well. She doesn't look happy.]

...Wonder Woman?

[For what it's worth, this Batman seems to sound and carry himself a bit differently than the Goddamn Batman. If Wonder Woman cares to take the time to notice.]