The First Broad Daylight (Fourth Wall)

[cowledcrusader]

[The thing about sudden influxes of people means Batman's constantly busy and can't inevitably stay away from everyone because they're everywhere.  So most of his stalking he expects to be bothered... and in fact, it probably will be.

He'll be out in the open a few times today, investigating inevitable disturbances in the village.]

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[voldiesnose.livejournal.com]

[The most evil human nose that ever breathed, Batman. And it is using its telepathic powers to communicate directly into your brain.

Baaaaaaaaaaatmaaaaaaaaaaaan.]

[cowledcrusader.livejournal.com]

[Nonplussed. Gonna take more than that to scare him.]

...

[voldiesnose.livejournal.com]

[You will be my chosen messenger to those who defy me. And for this you will be richly rewarded.]

[cowledcrusader.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking... no.

[voldiesnose.livejournal.com]

[Then you will TASTE MY DARK MIGHT.]

[cowledcrusader.livejournal.com]

[Batman picks up the nose between a thumb and a forefinger... and then promptly flicks it away like a paper football.]

[voldiesnose.livejournal.com]

[Voldemort's nose has never been picked in quite this way before. It sails into the darkness, screaming telepathic curses at the now-hated Batman. And the city is safe once more.

.....




For now.]